Do great for the sake of good.

  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor

orangefeatherybooty:

youstoopidbitch:

Remember that one episode of Fairly Odd Parents where Timmy’s Dad wins the Miss Dimmsdale pageant and Adam West/Catman keeps trying to get his number

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(via laughbitches)

best-intentions:

lemounade:

lemounade:

if you started liking arctic monkeys after AM came out i don’t like you

indirect to every arctic monkeys “”“fan”“” at my school

God forbid someone isn’t fortunate enough to be introduced to a band until a v successful album is brought to their attention which they connect to and like and then discover all the music they’ve missed from them. wow sorry people are introduced to bands at different time periods.

(Source: suxxulents, via earthdad)

jakemalik:

when teachers start lecturing the whole class about how they’re wasting so much of their time, and end up just wasting even more time

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(Source: hi, via laugh-addict)

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